Witness 007

Joined

• started 822 topics
• posted 6,191 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by Witness 007

• 
  48

  watchtower site on Facebook, ,,is this stuff for real ?

  by lancelink in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was looking over the watchtower site on facebook this evening, and was just mesmerized by many of the posts.this stuff can't be real (can it)?

  nelson birdwell ?

  it's like something out of mad magazine, or better yet the onion !.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  Another good name would be Olin Moyle....sounds like a nerdy Witness.
• 
  12

  What do you call a Jehovah's Witness that sells vaccum cleaners?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a jehoover witness!

  he he he .....god that joke sucks, i can't come up with anything better though..

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  A JEHOOVER WITNESS! he he he .....God that joke sucks, I can't come up with anything better though.
• 
  31

  To what degree due you think "Internet killed the "Jehovah's Witness" radio star."

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i remember getting my first crapy computer for $200 bucks and clicking on the internet for the first time....i said to myself: "i may just look up my jehovah's witness brothers on here.....free minds watching the watchtower hmmm .

  so the nails in my faith coffin began to be hammered in rip.

  so how big an influence was the net in your leaving?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  I remember getting my first crapy computer for $200 bucks and clicking on the internet for the first time....I said to myself: "I may just look up my Jehovah's Witness brothers on here.....Free Minds Watching the Watchtower hmmm .....what?......ohhhh what?.....nahhhh way.....really?"

  So the nails in my faith coffin began to be hammered in RIP. So how big an influence was the net in your leaving?
• 
  14

  Women! Sheesh!

  by John Doe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've got a pregant coworker.

  needless to say, she's a woman.

  evidently, asking "are you still pregnant" is not an appropriate way to broach the subject.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  He he he.....seriously though 98% of women are bitchy due to that Estregen hormones.....now pregnant means X 100 hormones....a super bitch!
• 
  103

  Which Governing body member will die next?? Will things change?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i will review this post when it happens so.....prophecy time!

  who will guess correct!

  my $50 is on theodore jarc born in 1925?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  Barber died in 2007...only nine left with Jaracz and Barr the last two of the original group.

  Also Sam Herd and Guy Pierce were born in 1935 so at 75 may run out of steam first.......we may need some more 45 year old anionted members..lol.
• 
  18

  is this about right? some art by me!

  by xbro in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i did this on the microsoft paint program!.

  .

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  He he he....great stuff! We should sneak in and drill it to the Bethel library wall!!!!
• 
  8

  Abstain from Blood...so why don't Witnesses have Hallal or Kosher bloodless foods??

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  other religions have hallal and kosher foods since the koran and old testament tell them to "abstain from eating blood.

  " these foods are 100% certain to have been bled.

  witnesses who think this law is so important don't ever check if their meat is bled, they just asume it is so.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  Other religions have Hallal and Kosher foods since the Koran and old Testament tell them to "abstain from EATING blood." These foods are 100% certain to have been bled. Witnesses who think this law is so important DON'T EVER CHECK if their meat is bled, they just asume it is so. Imported Salami, chinese duck soup...no one ever asks, eat what ever you like! However, in medical procedures you need to, in advance question your doctor and his staff to make sure what he is going to do, and NO BLOOD EVEN IF YOU DIE!!!! Is this hypocracy?
• 
  7

  Understanding the Witness trained mind! Theocratic schooled =always defending without thinking!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  theocratic mid-week meeting was just a session of "defence tactics" training witnesses to automatically think of a defensive answer without even pondering the other persons point of view.

  witnesses send everything you throw at them in the "trash basket" of their brain...only thinking of thier next defensive response.

  this is typical cult thinking.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  It took me many years to break my wife's Witness mind set. It's amazing to see her think for herself and question things now....although it did take a huge emotional toll on her.
• 
  12

  It makes better sense to worship RA

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the sun provides clear benefits:.

  photosynthesisweatherwater cyclewarmthin short - without the sun our planet would be a totally desolate, lifeless globe.

  in fact, without the sun to orbit about, the planet would not be situated where it is in the universe at all.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  I want to be in a Zena and her side kick sandwich.
• 
  14

  Women! Sheesh!

  by John Doe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've got a pregant coworker.

  needless to say, she's a woman.

  evidently, asking "are you still pregnant" is not an appropriate way to broach the subject.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Witness 007

  Did I understand you correctly? You got a co-worker pregnant and now she's mad at you?